NO MORE JOHNS!
Qanawu came across this corny John joke – and please this is no disrespect to the Johns out there: The local police in East Akyem were recruiting for Community Policing. John – who was not exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen, went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the Inspector drawled, “John, what is 1 and 1?”
“11” he replied.
The Inspector thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.” “What two days of the week start with the letter ’T’?”
“Today and tomorrow.”
He was again surprised that John supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
“Now John, listen carefully: Who killed Gen Afrifa and Gen Acheampong?” John looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “To be brutally frank with you, I don’t know.”
Source: GhanaWeb